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"Look mom i opened my box"

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I finally got around to cleaning the growing black mold spot in the corner of the basement.

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I woke up to sirens and flashing lights as they pounded the door down and rushed in

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Spongebob briefly wondered why the only crab he ever got to know in Bikini Bottom was Mr. Crabs.

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My sister sat in front of the mirror and picked and prodded at her nose.

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Not trusting my boyfriend, I opened my tracker app.

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I was having a jolly good time swinging at the park, when an older woman suddenly walked past me with a disgusted expression on her face.

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I once told a friend, 'if suicide ever crosses your mind, I'd rather listen to your problems than attend your funeral'

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Mommy says there's no such thing as screaming, violent monsters hiding in the house.

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Sometimes when people come home they get a little paranoid and check every room to make sure they're alone in the house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look mom i opened my box"	248
I finally got around to cleaning the growing black mold spot in the corner of the basement.	248
I woke up to sirens and flashing lights as they pounded the door down and rushed in	247
Spongebob briefly wondered why the only crab he ever got to know in Bikini Bottom was Mr. Crabs.	246
My sister sat in front of the mirror and picked and prodded at her nose.	245
Not trusting my boyfriend, I opened my tracker app.	245
I was having a jolly good time swinging at the park, when an older woman suddenly walked past me with a disgusted expression on her face.	245
I once told a friend, 'if suicide ever crosses your mind, I'd rather listen to your problems than attend your funeral'	245
Mommy says there's no such thing as screaming, violent monsters hiding in the house.	245
Sometimes when people come home they get a little paranoid and check every room to make sure they're alone in the house.	245